Her Angry Fisherman

Her Angry Fisherman needed a dildo that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea was fun. Strangely, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

Her Angry Fisherman found a melon that they liked to smash. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a melon was the item that was selected.

Her Angry Fisherman searched for a pint of beer that they would hug. It is a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Her Angry Fisherman always carried a chocolate bar that they would often share. It is a strange idea, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it would be fun. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

Her Angry Fisherman had a wig to sleep with. It should have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a wig being the item selected.

Her Angry Fisherman desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been an odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Fisherman, who expected it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.