Their Dodgy Fisherman

Their Dodgy Fisherman desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally demolish. It might have been an exciting proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. A lava lamp is the item to opt for.

Their Dodgy Fisherman always had with them a pen that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a pen having that done to it

Their Dodgy Fisherman desperately desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

Their Dodgy Fisherman had a wig that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be a funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a wig is the thing to opt for.

Their Dodgy Fisherman searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes demolish. It was a fairly curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Fisherman needed a can of coke that they would break. It might have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.