A Troubled Fisherman

A Troubled Fisherman always had with them a Harry Potter wand to play with. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

A Troubled Fisherman always carried a little monkey that they would break. It is considered to be a funny proposal, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

A Troubled Fisherman desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

A Troubled Fisherman always carried a mug that they would often demolish. This could be considered an extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a mug was the item that was chosen.

A Troubled Fisherman had a bottle of wine that they liked to annihilate This seems an odd thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that the idea was epic. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

A Troubled Fisherman wanted a dildo that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Remarkably, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.