Tired Fisherman

Tired Fisherman desired a little monkey that they would often drop. It would have been an unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.

Tired Fisherman desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would experiment on. It might have been a fairly new activity, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was epic. A rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

Tired Fisherman desired a condom that they would sometimes play with. It would be a fairly funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks it was epic. A condom was the chosen item.

Tired Fisherman desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

Tired Fisherman desperately looked for a bottle of wine to put up their bum. It is an unusual undertaking, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

Tired Fisherman desperately craved for a bat that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bat is the thing that was chosen.