Lonely Fisherman

Lonely Fisherman needed a CD player that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be an odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

Lonely Fisherman needed a melon that they would sometimes demolish. This is certainly a weird undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that this idea is epic. Strangely, a melon is the item to choose.

Lonely Fisherman found a bottle of coke that they would hug. It is an original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

Lonely Fisherman always carried a pencil sharpener that they would often put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

Lonely Fisherman desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.

Lonely Fisherman looked for a big sponge that they would smash. It was a fairly strange thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a big sponge being the chosen item.