The Curious Fisherman

The Curious Fisherman desired a tomato that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who felt it was miraculous. Strangely, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

The Curious Fisherman desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to hug. It was a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

The Curious Fisherman often carried a bag of poop that they would often put down their trousers. It is a fairly astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Curious Fisherman always kept a painting of a melon that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

The Curious Fisherman often carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

The Curious Fisherman always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who expected it was simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.