Cheetos Chicken Fries - Should This Be In My Body & Does It Taste Good? - Video Review

in #food8 years ago

I Try Cheetos Chicken Fries For The First Time
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I decided I should do a review of Burger King's new Cheeto Chicken Fries after seeing quite a few advertisements and deciding that I could help others make informed decisions with their own valuable dollars. I decided to make myself a guinea pig of sorts

Brief Introduction - Pre-Eat

The Actual Eat / Review

Disclosure of Prior Bias

I don't really know who is in charge of Burger King's marketing team, but when I think of fast food, I don't think of "chicken fries" or hot dogs, or most other things that Burger King has been experimenting with on their menu.

Hopefully this review will help you decide if you want to take the plunge down cheeto fry canyon. If you do, you are more than welcome to dispute my review or add to it in the comment section or link me to a post about it. I had quite a bit of fun on this review, even though my face might not have shown it due to my sarcastic sense of humor :)

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Listen buddy, I'm a stock holder in Burger King. Do you know how much a flush costs? That could have... I can't even continue. This review was hilarious. Well done!

Haha! Good I'm glad my review gave you a good laugh. I'd say I have a unique sense of humor. Maybe Burger King will pay out it's dividends by allowing stockholders multiple flushes :)

I did find out that in the city (where they do have Burger King "cops") that this may be due to the number of people who go to the bathroom to shoot drugs and by forcing them to purchase something before using the bathroom that may weed (marijuana pun intended) out those who just want to go and use the bathroom for drugs. I hope I did not look like a drug user, I just had had a big gulp and nature called. Burger King kept that nature call on hold, so I walked to McDonalds (this is actually true) and McDonalds answered the call. McDonalds also had a "cop" there. Possibly to prevent any Hamburglars and not anyone drugging, but you can never be too safe :)

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