Ode to a giant skillet cookie (review&poem)

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Ode to a giant skillet cookie (review)

Giant skillet cookie-
So warm-
So gooey-
Slightly crunchy,
Perfect for me to munchy.

Stolen away-
I made the others go play-
So alone I could devour-
Eating more by the hour-
Of the cookie of hopes and dreams.

My eyes were as big as my pouch-
That could have held it all, there was no doubt-
But my tummy is smaller than that-
So for the others I put some back-
And pretended to share-
Because with them I do care-
But really it was mine all along.

Well I hope you enjoyed me poem and warming. I thought I was the cleverest Niffler. Sent the lads off on a snipe hunt and I’d have the grand giant skillet cookie to myself.

ITS 2 AMERICAN POUNDS. ALL FOR ME!!

I didn’t make it. But I shall live to fight another day.