These definitely take more than 5 minutes with editing, but I try to keep the initial draft in that window. But also I write fiction professionally so I think all that practice speeds me up. Plus tossing them into grammarly so there's fewer typos.

I suspect a cache of gold might invoke treasure hunting laws if they went public with it, unless they can prove it's not old or historical. This has made me think a lot about wtf I'd even do with an egg made out of gold, should I ever find one.