Rent Excuse # 39: Get the Delay You Need. Real Excuses Used on Me (the Landlord) that got the Renter Delays and Sometimes Cost Me Big Bucks.

in #funny7 years ago

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This is one of the series of successful excuses for not paying your rent that worked on me, the landlord. Follow-me to make sure you do not miss any. One is sure to work for you if you know how to use them, and I will share tips on how to do just that. To see an overview of these excuses and why they worked on me, go to my first posting on it at: www.bit.ly/2xenJRY

And don’t laugh too hard when you read some of these.
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Enjoy my suffering. My loss can be your gain.
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Landlord03.jpgYour landlord is going to hate me for this.

Excuse 39:

“We spent too much on vacation.”

Doesn't everyone? Even your landlord probably spends too much on vacation. Certainly anyone should understand this. Unfortunately for you, your landlord probably still pays his/her mortgage on time when on vacation, so you won't get too much sympathy with this one unless you happened to take your landlord along on your vacation, using your speedboat, houseboat, or mountain condominium. Of course, if you had all that, you probably wouldn't be renting a run down mobile home or apartment from him in the first place.

If you have to use this excuse, you'd better have a good plan for when you'll have the rent, and it had better be there when the time comes.

Don’t forget to follow me to learn all these excuses. One is bound to fit your situation. And an upvote is always appreciated. It will help soothe these painful memories.

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So much information @alanger77 thanks for sharing.

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