Everything Wrong With The Great Wall In 20 Minutes Or Less
So China paid Matt Damon gazillions of dollars to appear in a big-budget sh*t-fest film involving the Great Wall and mystical creatures... and is ANYONE surprised that movie ended up being crappy?! I'm not. You're not.
The only thing I can think of when reading Matt Damon is the puppet from Team America who says his "Matttt DAAAAMON"
Lol I found a gif for that