Shortest, but FUNNIEST jokes ever. 8 of them ;)

1. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.

2. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.

3. What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty.

4. Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?”

5. Last night I almost had a threesome, I only needed two more people!

6. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

7. Learn sign language, it’s very handy.

8. I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.

9. Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it’s pretty cheesy.

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