Someone once said English is a confusing language, lets take for instance steaks and stakes...

in #funny7 years ago

Now lets look at steaks

Now we know they come from cows right? And if we eat meat we are a carnivore...

cows

...and from cows we get steaks

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Steaks are yummy but if we only eat plants we are a vegetarian

eating a lemon Pixabay

So what happens if we are a vegetarian? Do we still eat steaks? Maybe but that would make us an omnivore.

So if I want to stay a vegetarian and have a steak it's still possible...

Lets have a stake YUM!

stakes

After all they are plant based right? Don't they come from trees?? And aren't trees plants?

Stakes are made of cellulose just like celery. And who doesn't like celery.
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They come in all kinds of flavors: Birch, Pine, Oak...

trees
Who says the plant world doesn't have the variety of flavor the meat eaters enjoy?

So it all comes down to a question of choice. We can be a carnivore, a vegetarian or an omnivore, how about that.

And all possible with two English words that sound the same: steaks or stakes.

...Dig in, Let's Enjoy!!!

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No.. That looks too good.. How did it taste?

@frankswi

I fall in the vegetarian camp at the moment because I have given up steaks and the other kind I have never tried but maybe someone else has so I am not sure how good they are!