You are viewing a single comment's thread from:RE: What Keeps You Up At Night - Comedy Open Mic Round12 Entry2View the full contextprofanereviews (57)in #funny • 8 years ago Too much turkey.
Is that a code word for something else?
Nope. Turkey makes you sleepy. Just watch people after a turkey dinner.
Huh, I didn't know that. Maybe I should feed my kids turkey so they can sleep earlier.
Haha, you can probably get some black market ambien for cheaper than turkey.
I wish I could catch one so I don't have to buy. Might be illegal, though.