I will tell you a sad and funny story

I will tell you a story, They know that we were walking Nicolas and I🚶♂🚶♂ by the Intercomunal (By Makro) when suddenly I see some smaller stones and I said to myself "Pussy boy here a hot mortal should come out" 🙄 and I ask Nicolas "Will it be that I throw a little mortal there?" 🤔 and he says "Make it a hand" 💪🏻, I run out to do my respective mortal🤸♂️ and when I lean on the stone I slip and everything went wrong .. .💥
Now guess who's nose burns broke his lip and ate dirt.