I used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi. :"""

Make crime pay, become a lawyer.

Crime doesn't pay? Does that mean my job is a crime?

I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

My financial future was bright... Then I filled up my tank

DODGE - "drips oil drops grease everywhere"

Ford - "Fix Or Repair Daily".....

It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now

If you don't like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk...........

Passwords are like underwear: change them often...