A Selfie App That Makes You Look Like A Different Person - Self-Loathers Unite

I have an idea for a new app, a selfie app that completely photoshops your photo automatically. Sure there are filters and other editors that give you that unnatural shine, but lets take it a step further and have your selfie look nothing like you. No matter what angle you take your photo from, the camera changes it so it is above you and a little bit to the left (or right if that is your good side, the camera knows). And then it edits everything, blemishes on your skin, polishes your teeth, changes your features to whatever society says is in that week. It will be the same background but everything else in the photo will change. You will not even recognize yourself. There are three levels of settings:

I Kinda Of Dislike Myself:

This is for those users with some self-esteem. The camera will change angle and clean your skin and slightly alter your features. Boring.

I Really Dislike Myself:

This is the complete make-over. Your camera will take your image and change based on an algorithm based on 1,000s of points. Sure you were unique and beautiful before but now you are the standard. And isn't standard sexy. You can even add a tan for that 'I went on vacation and have an interesting life' look.

I Really Really Dislike Myself:

Turn this setting on and bam, the camera replaces your selfie with another person. You can pick from a pre-sets of different models. And the best part, these models are not even real people. They were made with a computer program as humans have these things called flaws. But not our computer-generated model. Let them represent you.

In case you don't by now this is a joke article. Not only is it ridiculous, but I don't know how to make apps :p. Be happy with you and only make changes that you want to make. You are more beautiful than you know, don't let anyone make you feel less than you are. Unless you're conceited ass, then calm it down a little :p.

@whatageek

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