Nintendo Japan Calls Mario a "Former" Plummer

Just had to share that Nintendo's Japanese website now claims that Mario was a plumber "long ago." Hopefully there's someone on here that can translate and take a deeper look to explain the rest of his biography.

Any ideas as to what he might be up to next? How is he earning his ransom money? How is he paying for the litigation from all of those Goombas he assaults?

So many questions. Can't wait to hear some of your answers.