His Chinese Geek

His Chinese Geek wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes break. It would be an exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the chosen item.

His Chinese Geek desperately searched for a stapler to try to nail to the wall. It is an odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was stunning. Honestly, a stapler being the item opted for.

His Chinese Geek often carried a hat to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be simply life. Strangely, a hat being the chosen item.

His Chinese Geek carried a can of Tango that they liked to worship. It is a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

His Chinese Geek desperately desired a radiator that they would break. It might be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

His Chinese Geek often carried a set of lego that they would often break. It would have been a different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.