The Big Geek

The Big Geek wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly a fairly bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

The Big Geek desperately searched for a set square to drop. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be wonderous. Strangely, a set square was the item that was selected.

The Big Geek carried a porno magazine that they would experiment on. It might have been an odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

The Big Geek always kept a condom to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

The Big Geek desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly odd activity, to most, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

The Big Geek desperately looked for a sack of potatoes to share. It would have been a fairly unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was miraculous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.