The Cute Geek

The Cute Geek craved for a custard pie that they would often worship. This seems to be an unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Geek craved for a sword that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a somewhat surprising activity, to some, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a sword is the item to opt for.

The Cute Geek always carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Cute Geek desired a painting of a melon that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Cute Geek wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sleep with. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

The Cute Geek had a cup that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a cup was the thing that was selected.