The Round Geek

The Round Geek always carried a melon that they would break. It should have been a fairly exciting thought, to you, but not to the Geek, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Round Geek desperately wanted a stapler to drop. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item chosen.

The Round Geek often carried a sword that they sometimes demolish. It should be an extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item that was selected.

The Round Geek always had with them a vibrator that they would often demolish. It was an unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

The Round Geek desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often throw. It should have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

The Round Geek wanted a cheese grater that they would play with. This might appear to be a strange exercise, to most, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was amazing. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.