The Exciting Geek

The Exciting Geek carried a stretchman that they would put down their trousers. This seems a fairly unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Geek desperately searched for a sponge that they sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Geek always carried a wig that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a funny operation, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. A wig being the chosen thing.

The Exciting Geek desperately needed a stretchman that they sometimes smash. It should have been a different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thinks it was stunning. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the chosen item.

The Exciting Geek needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might be a fairly extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be simply life. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Geek desperately searched for a sponge that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a bizarre suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who considered it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was selected.