Stupid Geek

Stupid Geek desperately looked for a spade that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a spade would be the item chosen.

Stupid Geek found a pencil sharpener that they would break. It might have been a surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Geek looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is an extraordinary exercise, to my children, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

Stupid Geek searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes smash. It was a bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Stupid Geek desperately looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a cucumber being the item opted for.

Stupid Geek desperately craved for a helmet that they would demolish. It was considered to be an astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.