Their Horny Geek

Their Horny Geek always had with them a bottle of beer that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Their Horny Geek always had with them a lava lamp that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

Their Horny Geek found a cucumber that they would often embrace. This seems to be a fairly exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the item to select.

Their Horny Geek always had with them a radiator that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be a fairly unusual activity, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the thing opted for.

Their Horny Geek searched for a condom that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be stunning. Remarkably, a condom being the thing opted for.

Their Horny Geek desperately craved for a wig to play with. It should be a strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was wonderous. Honestly, a wig would be the item that was selected.