The Scary Geek

The Scary Geek desperately needed a sword that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was selected.

The Scary Geek desperately looked for a bat that they would sometimes worship. It was a strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bat was the thing that was selected.

The Scary Geek desperately wanted a CD player that they would sit and look at. This seems a funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

The Scary Geek carried a crown that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been an unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be awesome. Remarkably, a crown being the chosen item.

The Scary Geek always kept a stapler that they liked to share. It should have been an extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler of all things.

The Scary Geek desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to eat. It should be a fairly exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it