The Yellow Geek

The Yellow Geek wanted a painting of a melon that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Yellow Geek wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

The Yellow Geek craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Yellow Geek searched for a tomato that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

The Yellow Geek owned a tomato that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a fairly unusual activity, to you, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

The Yellow Geek carried a bottle of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a funny exercise, to some, but not to the Geek, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item selected.