The Naughty Geek

The Naughty Geek wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

The Naughty Geek needed a sword that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Geek carried a can of Tango that they liked to smash. It should have been a fairly peculiar action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

The Naughty Geek needed a sword that they would play with. This could be considered a fairly curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Geek, who had decided it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Geek desperately looked for a computer that they sometimes worship. It might be a fairly weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. A computer would be the chosen thing.

The Naughty Geek wanted a bag of flour that they would often cuddle. It would be a fairly original undertaking, to many, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bag of flour having that done to it