His Retarded Geek

His Retarded Geek often carried a bottle of beer to worship. One might say this is a fairly exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

His Retarded Geek desperately desired a pen to hug. It should have been a new thing to do, to you, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a pen was the chosen thing.

His Retarded Geek always had with them a custard pie that they would share. One might say this is an extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

His Retarded Geek owned a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be an extraordinary suggestion, to me, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a melon is the thing to choose.

His Retarded Geek desired a lava lamp that they sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the item to select.

His Retarded Geek had a teapot to sit and look at. It is a fairly surprising operation, to some, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing to select.