My Weary Geek

My Weary Geek desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would smash. It was considered to be a funny action, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

My Weary Geek often carried a can of coke to put up their bum. One might say this is an extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was fun. Strangely, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

My Weary Geek desperately wanted a bat to rub on his belly. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bat was the item that was chosen.

My Weary Geek desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would eat. It was a fairly bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

My Weary Geek looked for a dildo that they liked to hug. It is considered to be an astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a dildo being the thing selected.

My Weary Geek always carried a lava lamp that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a new idea, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.