My Angry Geek

My Angry Geek desperately desired a block of cheese that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

My Angry Geek wanted a CD player that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a CD player being the item opted for.

My Angry Geek often carried a cucumber that they liked to share. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

My Angry Geek desired a dildo that they would experiment on. This could be considered a fairly exciting action, to me, but not to the Geek, who expected it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to select.

My Angry Geek desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pint of beer of all things.

My Angry Geek owned a rubber johnny to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.