The Famous Geek

The Famous Geek looked for a cucumber that they would smash. It should have been an exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Geek, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Geek always kept a hat that they sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a hat of all things.

The Famous Geek desperately needed a dildo to try to balance on their head. This is certainly an unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Honestly, a dildo being the item selected.

The Famous Geek desperately desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

The Famous Geek desperately searched for a spade that they sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be an original idea, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a spade being the chosen item.

The Famous Geek desperately looked for a dildo that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be an original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a dildo being the item selected.