A Lovely Giraffe

A Lovely Giraffe always kept a sword to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea was epic. Honestly, a sword is the thing to choose.

A Lovely Giraffe desired a hat that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item to opt for.

A Lovely Giraffe often carried a teapot to smash. This might appear to be a fairly odd thought, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

A Lovely Giraffe found a dildo that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a dildo being the item selected.

A Lovely Giraffe had a porno magazine that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

A Lovely Giraffe wanted a custard pie that they would experiment on. It should have been a fairly odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the thing to choose.