His Purple Giraffe

His Purple Giraffe always had with them a tomato that they would break. This seems to be a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

His Purple Giraffe owned a rubber chicken that they would often throw. This seems to be a weird action, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

His Purple Giraffe desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would often break. One might say this is a surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

His Purple Giraffe desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would put on his head. It might have been a surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

His Purple Giraffe always had with them a sponge that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a sponge was the item that was selected.

His Purple Giraffe desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been a peculiar exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it was wonderful. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.