The Troubled Giraffe

The Troubled Giraffe desperately wanted a spade to try to balance on their head. One might say this is an unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item to opt for.

The Troubled Giraffe searched for a helmet that they would annihilate This might appear to be a new exercise, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a helmet is the thing to choose.

The Troubled Giraffe always kept a vibrator that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a fairly unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

The Troubled Giraffe searched for a sack of potatoes that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea is out of this world. A sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

The Troubled Giraffe always had with them a condom that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly weird undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea is exciting. A condom would be the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Giraffe desperately looked for a spade that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a curious activity, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a spade would be the item that was opted for.