His Crypting Giraffe

His Crypting Giraffe found a spade that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly astonishing idea, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the item that was selected.

His Crypting Giraffe searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

His Crypting Giraffe looked for a bag of flour to experiment on. It would be a new thought, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

His Crypting Giraffe often carried a bag of poop that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

His Crypting Giraffe desperately desired a spade that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item to opt for.

His Crypting Giraffe searched for a helmet that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be a surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea was wonderous. A helmet was the chosen item.