The Brainy Giraffe

The Brainy Giraffe desired a tomato that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a tomato of all things.

The Brainy Giraffe desperately searched for a set of lego that they would annihilate This is certainly a fairly weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Giraffe needed a crown that they would sometimes hug. It is a different action, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. A crown being the chosen thing.

The Brainy Giraffe carried a pint of cider that they sometimes break. It might have been an original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Giraffe desperately desired a dildo that they would occasionally share. It should be a fairly new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy Giraffe always carried a condom that they liked to demolish. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a condom of all things.