The Square Giraffe

The Square Giraffe owned a piece of paper that they would drop. It should have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it would be stunning. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

The Square Giraffe desperately craved for a crown to put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it was fun. Bizarrely, a crown is the item to opt for.

The Square Giraffe always carried a custard pie that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the chosen item.

The Square Giraffe desperately needed a pint of cider that they sometimes share. This might appear to be an original suggestion, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

The Square Giraffe searched for a painting of a melon that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Square Giraffe desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally annihilate This seems to be a fairly peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.