Her Horny Giraffe

Her Horny Giraffe found a rubber chicken that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, fun. A rubber chicken being the item opted for.

Her Horny Giraffe always kept a bat to drop. It should be a bizarre undertaking, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the item that was chosen.

Her Horny Giraffe needed a stretchman that they liked to put on his head. It should be a fairly new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the thing selected.

Her Horny Giraffe desired a chocolate bar that they would often experiment on. It might have been a different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

Her Horny Giraffe found a can of Tango to demolish. This might appear to be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. A can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Her Horny Giraffe desperately desired a bag of poop that they would often sleep with. It should be a fairly weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Honestly, a bag of poop being the chosen item.