The Exciting Giraffe

The Exciting Giraffe wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered an original operation, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

The Exciting Giraffe always kept a teapot that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a teapot being the chosen thing.

The Exciting Giraffe always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would often break. It should be a fairly exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was fun. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

The Exciting Giraffe often carried a crown that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Giraffe desired a vibrator that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a vibrator being the thing selected.

The Exciting Giraffe always had with them a dildo that they would sometimes embrace. It is a fairly different thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. A dildo of all things.