The Nervous Giraffe

The Nervous Giraffe desperately craved for a sponge that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly curious operation, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a sponge being the item selected.

The Nervous Giraffe desperately looked for a can of Tango to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly extraordinary operation, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. A can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Nervous Giraffe always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would often share. One might say this is an exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

The Nervous Giraffe desperately looked for a melon to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Nervous Giraffe always kept a bat to put on his head. One might consider this to be an astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was epic. Strangely, a bat would be the item chosen.

The Nervous Giraffe found a block of cheese that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a fairly new idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a block of cheese is the item to choose.