The Grumpy Giraffe

The Grumpy Giraffe desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly original idea, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Giraffe found a dildo that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be an odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Giraffe desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a peculiar thought, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Giraffe desperately desired a can of Tango that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Giraffe looked for a custard pie that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly weird thought, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Giraffe desperately looked for a radiator to sleep with. This seems an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a radiator is the item to opt for.