Her Grumpy Giraffe

Her Grumpy Giraffe desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes annihilate It might be a new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

Her Grumpy Giraffe found a block of cheese that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly original suggestion, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

Her Grumpy Giraffe desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would hug. This could be considered a different operation, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

Her Grumpy Giraffe desperately desired a lava lamp that they would insert somewhere. It is a somewhat surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Giraffe always carried a ball to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Giraffe wanted a dildo that they sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a dildo being the thing selected.