Funny Giraffe

Funny Giraffe had a helmet that they would occasionally break. This might appear to be a fairly original thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a helmet of all things.

Funny Giraffe often carried a bottle of wine that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a new thought, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

Funny Giraffe found a mug that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a mug having that done to it

Funny Giraffe searched for a helmet that they would eat. It should have been a fairly funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a helmet is the item to choose.

Funny Giraffe found a pint of cider that they would drop. It should be an unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. A pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

Funny Giraffe craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was sublime. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.