This reminds of a time a beach security officer "protecting a device that was protecting a beach against current flooding conditions" got all cranky at me for going onto his (the sign said) closed beach. What do I care? There was no danger, nothing to threaten my life. Yet he threatened me with fines and calling the cops on me. I tell you, the only way is to stay away, and live far into the forest where no one else dares enter because ohhh the sign says,"Please, stay on trail"