Her Big Gremlin

Her Big Gremlin wanted a tomato that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a new proposal, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Honestly, a tomato being the chosen item.

Her Big Gremlin always carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

Her Big Gremlin needed a bottle of coke to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke having that done to it

Her Big Gremlin had a sword that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be an astonishing idea, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a sword being the thing opted for.

Her Big Gremlin desperately wanted a teapot that they would occasionally break. It was a fairly bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item chosen.

Her Big Gremlin desperately needed a custard pie that they would often eat. It would have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a custard pie was the chosen thing.