The Angry Gremlin

The Angry Gremlin craved for a crown that they would often sit and look at. It might be a curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a crown of all things.

The Angry Gremlin desperately desired a set square that they would occasionally embrace. It is considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a set square being the thing selected.

The Angry Gremlin desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is a funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Gremlin craved for a wig that they sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item chosen.

The Angry Gremlin desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

The Angry Gremlin always had with them a stapler that they would cuddle. This seems to be a fairly original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was sublime. A stapler is the thing to choose.