Exceptional Gremlin

Exceptional Gremlin desperately desired a condom that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it would be fun. Remarkably, a condom being the chosen thing.

Exceptional Gremlin needed a spade that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Honestly, a spade was the chosen item.

Exceptional Gremlin always had with them a bottle of wine that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

Exceptional Gremlin looked for a vibrator that they would often eat. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

Exceptional Gremlin found a rubber johnny that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

Exceptional Gremlin desperately craved for a crown that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Honestly, a crown being the item opted for.