His Orange Gremlin

His Orange Gremlin always had with them a teapot that they would cuddle. It might be a bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it was spectacular. Strangely, a teapot being the item opted for.

His Orange Gremlin found a hat to put in the bath with him. It is a fairly weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a hat being the chosen item.

His Orange Gremlin often carried a pint of beer that they would embrace. It is considered to be a weird activity, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

His Orange Gremlin carried a condom to experiment on. One might consider this to be a curious activity, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. A condom was the thing that was opted for.

His Orange Gremlin always kept a bottle of beer that they liked to smash. This is certainly a different proposal, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

His Orange Gremlin owned a cup to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing to select.