My Fat Gremlin

My Fat Gremlin had a pint of cider that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be an extraordinary activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

My Fat Gremlin searched for a spade that they would experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the chosen item.

My Fat Gremlin wanted a CD player that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a funny undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

My Fat Gremlin wanted a rubber chicken that they would smash. It should be a peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken of all things.

My Fat Gremlin desperately desired a dildo to embrace. One might find this to be a weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. A dildo would be the item chosen.

My Fat Gremlin desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.